SOUTH GEORGIAN BAY CHRONICLES
BY I.C. Clearly & R.U. Serious
Ratepayer Group to announce they have won the 2022 Election! According to a leaked report on their Facebook site, a spokesperson for the group will claim their candidates have all won in a landslide and “everyone knows it”.
Our silos and echo chambers are unanimous in this result and any attempt to allege October 24th, 2022 has not arrived yet is “fake news”.
Our candidates received “the secret handshake” at many doors and by compiling the data the victory is secured.
Asked whether they would publicly declare victory, members of the Ratepayers stated, “if we say it, it must be true”.